Facebook Testing Ultimate Stalking Tool

Facebook is, according to AllFacebook, testing a new feature that allows users to ‘subscribe’ to other users’ feeds. This means that if you want to follow a specific friend’sactivity on Facebook, you’ll get notifications specifically about what that person is up to. Creepy? Definitely!

Writes AF:

While I’m not quite sure how advanced this feature will be, you could imagine a system in which you get a mobile notification every time one of your friends that you’ve subscribed to makes an update. I think that stalker aspect of the feature could also result in some backlash. Previously, it was chance if a friend’s information was displayed in your feed, however this will remove chance from the process.

Can we agree that this is ridiculously creepy, in a “Janie, I want to remind you that usually, on Fridays, you comment on four images. Today, only three. What the eff?” kind of way? Yes, we can.